Directed and Screenplay: Nakano Takao
Subject : from a Mikamoto Rei manga
Running Time: 73 mins.
Release Date: May 15, 2010.
Score ★☆☆☆☆ 1/5
The odd idea to combine for each movie zombies and strippers calling a porn star to play the part of the protagonist is not first-hand is a 2008 American production titled Zombie Strippers! , Directed by Jay Lee and played by porn Jenna Jameson and Robert Englund. Just two years later, Takao Nakano, director from the video market, takes a similar idea even realizing it in 3D, albeit with obvious makeshift equipment, and entrusting the role of the heroine in Aoi Sola, but petite busty pornstars Local ( and television personality and singer unlikely).
The premises are explicitly trash (but where is it written, then, that the zombie movies should necessarily turn on the grotesque?), But the result can be even lower than expected, as Nakano attempt to “elevate” the matter with some tarantinata facade – but the most explicit references are to the film by Robert Rodriguez – scattered here and there, like the opening credits in style Seventies to Grindhouse and flashes of spaghetti western soundtrack. Among absolute lack of pace in the direction (from this point of view is by far the best trailer of the entire movie: look at that and you will have already seen pretty much everything), stereotyped characters, almost nonexistent script, drama worthy of a home movie with friends, humor seventh grade, stage arranged haphazardly, eroticism almost nil as heralded, homemade special effects gore, a small number of extras that recur in rotation throughout the film, in theory characters kilometers away from the place where you the story develops that appear out of the blue with total disregard of the likelihood, freak, first at breast height plans, weak drifts hentai and stale found to effect (a toothed vagina spitting fire), Big Tits Zombie fails on all fronts: no scary (but then even tries), does not laugh, does not excite. Was at least developed a little ‘better found the sushi-zombies, as entirely free, maybe a smile I could tear … but no, it’s just boring second hand trash, and we hope that no one he put his mind to re-exhume stuff like this, one day.
Incidentally, Aoi Sola is unbearable and shows Tits title only for a few seconds. [Nakanishi Katsuyuki]